ESL Joke - A Mouse in my house

A: I'm in a big trouble!

B: Why is that?

A: I saw a mouse in my house!

B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

A: I don't have one.

B: Well then, buy one.

A: Can't afford one.

B: I can give you mine if you want.

A: That sounds good.

B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

A: I don't have any cheese.

B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

A: I don't have oil.

B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

A: I don't have bread.

B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

Have a nice day with lots of laugh

How to call and make an appointment at a Hospital?

• Receptionist :
• Good Morning SEH hospital, how may I help you?

• Patient :
• Good Morning, May name is Mohammed and I would like to make an appointment please.

• Receptionist :
• What are your Symptoms?

• Patient :
• My stomach hurts and I am vomiting

• Receptionist :
• How long have you felt this way?

• Patient :
• For the past three days.

• Receptionist :
• Alright, Dr. Abdullah has an appointment open at 9:00 tonight. Will that be okay for you?

• Patient :
• Yes, thank you very much, I will be there.

I wish you good luck with your English Learning.

Quotes Week -10

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Monday

Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today.

Og Mandino

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Tuesday

What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve.

Napoleon Hill

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Wednesday

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

Earl of Chesterfield

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Thursday

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Friday

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.

Pope John XXIII

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Be Confident and Enjoy the happiness

Have you ever thought about to be confident? Well, I read a proverb somewhere says that, “For a man of confidence all roads lead to success” first of all it’s very good to make a list of special talents that you have for an example: Focusing on your attributes helps distract you from those parts of yourself that you think are flawed. It doesn't have to be a specific skill or activity either; it can be an approach or an attitude that you champion throughout your life.

The next thing is that we have to take action. Taking a simple step of action can be very powerful that will bring such a surprise. It could be something as simple as tackling a task that you have been procrastinating, such as writing a letter to your friend that has been out of control for the last several months. Whether large or small, action brings with it exhilaration, enthusiasm, and the confidence.

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Finally, you have to take care of yourself that eat a healthy diet and make sure that you get enough exercise. Don’t overload your body and don’t deny any of the things that your body needs. At the same time, you know what? Buying all the moisturizers and creems will never bring you closer to who really want to be, those are only make up. Confidence comes from within. Take the time to reflect on your life and do some emotional maintenance. In order to be confident, you must value yourself and understand that your well-being is important.

I wish you good luck with your self confidence.

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Thank you for your precious time.